I asked my mom to print something off Wikipedia for me as I was running out the door this morning. The moment that was had was a moment of discovery.
See, cropping has worked wonders for Jimmy's latest campaign. Remember the one Wiki did a few months ago with a side-shot of Jimmy looking like a bum (I don't have a link to it, but here's a full-faced version of him)? Well, it's quite clear you're seeing a new man here, and he's eyefucking you right now with a very important message: "I so want to bang you, and, no, I am not balding. Hit up my Wiki page and let's make something happen."
"We'll talk compensation later..."
