way to go, bro

Congratulations to the second middle child, who just got offered a job at one of the Big Four auditing firms with another month left before he graduates undergrad. For those without CPA's in the family, that's kind of a big deal, working for the Big Four. And he'll be making more money than me, so go figure. Just make sure you steer away from this, Patrick. Bahahaha.

But I am proud of you. Now go buy me something nice for fixing your grad school essays and getting you accepted. I accept gifts of cash and Rachel Comey.