I venture: the funniest scene in a network sitcom, Married...with Children episode 0411. The episode in which a bite from Steve's Peruvian Devil Gerbil gives Marcy a hump and an eye twitch. This show has been the means of catharsis to many a recent post-work evening.
In other news, I was shocked, SHOCKED by the number of people who stated they preferred Beast Beast over Human Beast. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??? Or maybe there's something wrong with me and my apparent preference for Fabio lookalikes. But bestiality, dudes, bestiality.
And in related news to that news, the random number generator has spoken and--would you believe it?--chose number 1! Thus the boyfren/girlfren people pouch goes to simple things! We shall be in touch!
And I really appreciated the variety of answers/the answers themselves, as they kept me amused. So thank you for participating and humoring my bizarre request.
P.S. Kill = Aladdin (a poor man's Eric), Marry = Li Shang (B. D. Wong!), and Fuck = Eric (obviously.)
Ohhh, I thought you were going to pick who got the swag based on how creative the answer was. Every time I went to do it I was like, no, I'm not feeling clever enough! Now that I know it was random, woulda been all over that.
ReplyDeleteFor the record then:
KILL: Prince Charming, what a wet blanket, and his face is so non-descript.
MARRY: Belle, we're kindred spirits.
F*CK: Aladdin, on his magic carpet.
And BEAST BEAST, if course. This gentlewoman does not prefer blondes....
yeah, I thought I mentioned that but I guess I didn't...but you're still a slacker...and you can take Beast Beast, I don't want that shit
ReplyDeleteshoot. missed the boat on this one.
ReplyDeletefor the record i would pick human beast. i just can't get pass that overbite.
thank you, THANK YOU.
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