SUPER excited about this giveaway, as I've been corresponding with Hazel for well over a year now (following one of the many instances in which I majorly embarrassed myself over the internet...we will not be going into that) and she's AWESOME. Not only is the girl hilarious, but she's hella talented, as well. Seriously, go check out her Facebook and shop to take a gander at the sweet geometrics and color combinations.
What's up for grabs: One of Hazel's Harlequin cushions in the orange colorway featured above (and here). It is one of the last one's in existence that is still available! And, in my humble opinion, it's one of the raddest pillow/textile designs I've seen lately.
What you have to do to become the Chosen One: Okay, so I just watched Moneyball over the weekend and though I enjoyed it, still can't understand why Jonah Hill was nominated for an Oscar. Not in a year when Michael Fassbender's peen from Shame was blatantly snubbed (those 3-4 minutes of full-frontal did nothing for the Academy?). So fuck the Oscars. If you could create and rig the winner for a new category at the Oscars (not on the lame level of the MTV Movie Awards, though), what would said category be AND who/what would be the victor? Feel free to use any movie from any era you like, but I encourage as many responses that involve the words "peen," "bone" and/or "delusional."
The Chosen One will be chosen at random this Saturday, February 4th, so comment by 10 a.m. EST on Saturday to be considered. Just make sure you leave an email address in your comment so I can reach you if you win! ... Hope this isn't too random that no one leaves a comment ...
Hazel's blog / shop / twatter / facebook
(Hazel's fuzzy cushion in navy linen also pictured above...I love that pillow, LOVE IT.)
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UPDATE: And 50 years later, courtesy of the random number generator, the winner is Lexie/comment #2! Huuuuzzah!
What you have to do to become the Chosen One: Okay, so I just watched Moneyball over the weekend and though I enjoyed it, still can't understand why Jonah Hill was nominated for an Oscar. Not in a year when Michael Fassbender's peen from Shame was blatantly snubbed (those 3-4 minutes of full-frontal did nothing for the Academy?). So fuck the Oscars. If you could create and rig the winner for a new category at the Oscars (not on the lame level of the MTV Movie Awards, though), what would said category be AND who/what would be the victor? Feel free to use any movie from any era you like, but I encourage as many responses that involve the words "peen," "bone" and/or "delusional."
The Chosen One will be chosen at random this Saturday, February 4th, so comment by 10 a.m. EST on Saturday to be considered. Just make sure you leave an email address in your comment so I can reach you if you win! ... Hope this isn't too random that no one leaves a comment ...
Hazel's blog / shop / twatter / facebook
(Hazel's fuzzy cushion in navy linen also pictured above...I love that pillow, LOVE IT.)
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UPDATE: And 50 years later, courtesy of the random number generator, the winner is Lexie/comment #2! Huuuuzzah!
Me? conspiratorialwinkatgmaildotcom Thanks so much Megan!
ReplyDelete"best actor or actress that makes you feel a little less guilty about being white"
ReplyDeletesee sandra bullock in blind side, emma stone in the help, etc
(am i doing this right?:)
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best conductor of the bonertown express - gregory peck in to kill a mockingbird
ReplyDeleteis it wrong how much i think about sexytimes when i watch him in this movie? probably
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way to make it easy on us geometric design-pillow lovin' folk.
ReplyDeletebut ooo...how I love a challenge!...and the chance to spruce up my very lame bedroom.
best actress in a movie where there's dancing and the chick gets equal to lesser credit despite the fact that she's doing all the steps in heels, backwards, and hungry. This obvs gives the DELUSIONAL man a big head, compensating for his tiny PEEN...and leaving all viewers the urge to BONE him (I would soooo have banged Donald O'Connor in his prime).
winner: Vera-Ellen in Call me Madam
Lexie, Little Boat...i like your response sooooo much better!
super cool middle school email below:
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Best Delusional Pig in Love With Frog Peen
ReplyDelete(drum roll) Miss Piggy/The Muppet Movie
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Best Movie That Made Me Laugh Out Loud on a Plane:
ReplyDeleteBaby Mama (or was it just the cheap white wine?)
Colleen
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best actor or actress ¿? truth not very well understood the question, and also already passed the date .. but if I had to choose someone would choose to Deep ...
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